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Cancer Jokes by Caralynn Hampson
What antiseptics do dinosaurs use?
Chloro-rex-idine or iodino
What is it called when a salamander has a low ANC?
What do you call a Wookiee with genetic risk for breast cancer?
Which blood test gives constructive feedback?
What do you call a tumor made of punctuation marks?
What do you call it when your port has good blood return?
What happens if there is a frameshift meowtation?
There are abnormal purrtein pawducks
What kind of nurse is Barbie?
An ondollogy nurse
Which antinausea medication do animals use?
What do you call an impolite chemotherapy drug?
What kind of cancer treatment do legumes get?
What do you call the cancer treatment that consists of viral images?
Where does Google keep their genetic information?
In the chrome-osomes
What kind of chemo does a snowman get?
What do you use to take a dog’s blood pressure?
A blood pressure ruff
Caralynn Hampson is a Ewings sarcoma survivor and is a college student double majoring in biostatistics and theology and religious studies.